How to kill Hitler in 6 simple steps:

Step 1: First, you have to acquire a weapon of your choice. The simplicity of this task depends on your location and gun possession laws.

- Choose a weapon, which you are comfortable with, range or close combat, as both should do the job.

- Our recommendation is to chose a high-power long range rifle such as the Remington 700 or the Barrett .50 cal to guarantee an optimal outcome.

Step 2: Proceed to find a time machine. Depending on your preferences you can choose either a classical DeLorean with a flux capacitor modification or a “Tardis”, which is usually in the form of a blue police call box.

Step 3: Choose the point in time and space where you would like to kill Adolf Hitler.

- Here it is of utmost importance that you do your research about Hitler’s location very carefully, as you do not want to be caught teleporting in and finding no one except soldiers of the Wehrmacht.                                

Step 4: Conceal you loaded weapon and travel back in time.   

Step 5: Find and kill Hitler.

The difficulty of this task depends on your research and your weapon choice.

Final Step: Return to your time and see what has changed, while claiming your reward for saving millions of people’s lives.

Congratulations! You just killed your first dictator and changed history! Please keep in mind that your actions may interrupt the time-space continuum and that, depending on your timing, you may have just killed the most beloved dictator in the world.                                  

Disclaimer: The author of this instructional guide is not liable for any ruptures in the time-space continuum.

Narrative article introduction

Sense of life

Marla is sitting in her living room, eyes stuck to the TV, hoping to hear something new in the news, while she expects her husband Tyler to return from his nightly strolls. She had stopped asking him where he went or why he left every night just to return with swollen, bloodstained knuckles. Marla stopped imagining what he might be up to while being out, simply because she could no longer put up a fight after hearing the news that their only son, a passenger of the missing Boeing 777 had gone missing along with the rest of the plane. 

Since the disappearance of flight “MH370”, Marla had not once left the house, neither to go to work, nor to see her friends or do the shopping. However, there was no real need to do the shopping, as Marla had ceased to eat since the message was brought to her. Many people would think of her to have died at that point, and to a certain extend this might be true, but inside of her there still lies a spark of hope that all of this might just be a nightmare, soon to be awaken of.

PSA: After-Death Avatars

Every year 15,000 "After-Death Avatars" drastically change their behavior due to wrong data input.

While the person left behind is dealing with grief, the ADA's behaviour can change to the worse and death of the user may occur in the process. 

Every day hundreds of people suffer from behavioral changes of ADAs. 

Help us stop this madness.

Does Austria have an influence on the European Union?

Paper Introduction:

Introduction:

Everybody knows that the European Union has a massive influence on our everyday life. One can easily see that just by looking into the supermarket or into our homes. Everything has to be standardized, just look at standardized cucumbers or the everlasting feud between "Marmelade"- activists and "Konfitüre"-supporter.
In this paper I will show you, that Austria has, even if just a little influence on the European Union as it is right now, and that we do not have to bend our society just to fit for example Germany's ideas.
In the beginning of this paper I will explain in detail how much influence the bigger countries and the EU have on our everyday life. Afterwards I will focus on the aspect if Austria, as the little county it is, has influence on the European Union, and if it is proportionate to it's size or higher or lower in comparison.

Progress - Does Austria have an influence on the EU?

Does Austria have an influence on the EU?

Well i haven't really done much research for this topic in particular, and just looked over the regulations which have been adapted by Austria on behalf of the EU. It is also kind of difficult to find something where Austria does influence the EU, simply because either the news do not report about this type of occurrence, or we really don't do anything. The only thing that i found was that Austria has "taken over" the lead of the Council of Europe - glad I didn't write any of the other councils-. The main focus areas are people trafficking, freedom of media, and data protection.

So that's just a quick overlook of what has happened in my field.
If you have any propositions where i could find more interesting stuff, feel free to comment.

That's all folks,
Ciao!

Possible EU-Topics

Possible EU-Topics

As if we haven't already enough to do, we have to come up with 5, YES, FIVE Topics concerning our life and the the European Union. ;)
But knowing that we do not really have a choice I'm finally going to get it done!

-My first topic is parachuting and the possibilities where to use the parachuting permit in all of Europe.

Why did I choose this topic? Just because I don't just like it. I love it! Getting this adrenaline kick is hard to describe, and when I finally get my permit I have to know where I am allowed to jump, and what the regulations are.

-My second one is, if the EU is helpless in case of a World war, or if the EU can compete with other world powers like the US and Russia.

I chose this topic just because Russia and the US keep debating about who has the stronger army, and we can hear about conflicts around the globe almost on a daily basis, and so I wanted to know if the EU could defend the countries or if we would be helpless facing war.

- "Ode of Joy":
Why would the EU pick that special piece of Beethoven and not one of many others? Is it coincidence that the EU-Anthem is German, or has it something to do with Germany being one of the leaders of the EU?

- My fourth topic is why countries like the UK keep their currency and don't give in to                "group pressure"?
As mentioned, I want to find out why those countries don't change their currency to the Euro?

Last but not least:
- Does Austria have an influence on the EU?
That the EU has an influence on us is not debatable, but how about the other way around?
Can we really do something against regulations if we are not okay with decisions made by the EU? Do we have a saying in discussions between the bigger countries?

Those are my 5 topics. I do not really know if all of those are legitimate topics, but i will try to debate everyone who says that those are not important to me! :)

That's it folks.
Have a nice day/evening/weekend...
Thanks in advance for the feedback and Ciao!